winchesterprincessbride:

My sister sent me this

I was at Starbucks. I haven’t laughed so hard in a LONG time.

usefuljesbian:

Zelda, telepathically from hyrule: link why have you been rewinding the last three days over and over

Link: moon’s haunted

Zelda: what

Link, playing the inverted song of time: moon’s haunted

(via thatoddboy)

xelamanrique318:

so apparently Avengers: Endgame is at a high demand that some AMC locations will be open for 72 hours straight the weekend it is released. I, for one hope that the workers get paid overtime, but I just wanna tell you guys to PLEASE be EXTRA NICE to AMC workers this weekend. They are working very hard to give us a good experience watching the film. Treat service workers kind this weekend please!

(via euphoniousraconteur)

geoclaire:

naamahdarling:

octahedronhd:

This is Shakespearian.

I never want to see another post about environmental storytelling.

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stevieang:

forsaken-letters:

BE. LIKE. HIM.

Love. This.

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victorian-sexstache:

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

ribbonsribbonslalala:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

does john mulaney know that he is literally one of the only stand-up comedians to ever transcend traditional media and become a meme and social media icon or does he just live in his 1950s schoolboy bliss

HE KNOWS NOW BECAUSE HIS WIFE MAKES FUN OF HIM WITH IT

John Mulaney: the English major who never read Shakespeare

he paid 120,000 dollars for someone to tell to go read Jane Austin and then he didn’t

He got a degree in a language that he already spoke.

(via kellyn1604)